For the press and Julene
For immediate release:
J. TROUBLE’S FORMAL APOLOGY
St. Louis April 15- At around 1 AM CST John Trouble, member of GodsGirls.com and known online instegator, called a press conference and made a formal apology to one, Julene Horowitz, for his deliberate abuse of her mental faculties. During the conference he announced, “I miscalculated how Julene would respond to the link I sent her. Had I known she would have reacted the way she did, it wouldn’t have happened. However, I never would have sent her the link if I thought she wasn’t mentally resiliant enough to handle it.”
The link in question falls within Rule 34 guidelines of the internet. It contained the image of a well known cartoon character, who shall not be named, partaking in a sexual act. “I sent it to her thinking that her reaction to it would not be so adverse. It was intended for shock value, not a to start a war.” John says, “I hope she may forgive me, I will never again send her something of that nature.”
When asked what will be done to avoid such things in the future, John went on to say that he will continue to send links of kittens, funny pictures, and anything deemed “safe.” In addition, Mr. Trouble also announce that he plans to purchase two double-doubles and some PBR to compensate for Julene’s emotional distress and suffering.
